No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
