Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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