you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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