Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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