I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Randomize