why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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