do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
COCAINE IS GR8
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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