maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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