office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My vagina is very pro this idea
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