Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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