Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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