I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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