You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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