So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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