physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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