Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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