We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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