I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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