There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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