So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
As shirtless as possible
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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