smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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