just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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