i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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