i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He better not be in your backpack
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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