i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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