yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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