She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Randomize
