the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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