yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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