Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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