I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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