Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You smell like stripper and shame
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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