Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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