I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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