and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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