she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
