she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
