I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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