ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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