omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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