Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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