Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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