Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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