How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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