i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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