isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
