id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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