yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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