ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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