STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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