He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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