she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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