I got chris browned last night
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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